Just Let Tom Scharpling Write a 33 1/3 Book Already

Not real ... yet.

"I'm sick of being passed over in life," WFMU's "The Best Show" host Tom Scharpling complained on last week's show. "Is this about 33 1/3?" his caller asked. Scharpling has been waging a campaign for weeks on his show, trying to get Continuum Press to allow him to write a book for their 33 1/3 series of music criticism, in which each book addresses a seminal album in rock-and-roll history. According to Scharpling, 33 1/3 has rejected his proposals for books on albums as diverse as Styx's Cornerstone, Paul Simon's The Rhythm of the Saints, and Kris Kross's Totally Krossed Out. "You should see the people writing these 33 1/3 books," he griped the other week. "It makes me ill." (He claims that Andy Milonakis is writing a book for 33 1/3 about an album by MTV sock-puppet comedian Liam Lynch.) 33 1/3 series editor David Barker is on vacation, but when he gets back, we're going to demand that he let Scharpling write a book about whatever album he wants. If they'll let idiots like us write for the series, why not a mad genius like Tom Scharpling?

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Artist: Embraced: mp3 download    Genre(s):  Metal: Death,Black     Discography:      Amorous Anathema    Year: 1998    Tracks: 8 Swedish alloy outfit Embraced was earlier comprised of guitarist Peter MÃ¥rdklint, isaac M. Singer Kalle Johansson, and bassist Michael HÃ¥kansson. Working inside the parameters of thrash, the band eventually moved toward a more melodious sound, influenced by thresh, death, and the members' interest in classical music. Drummer Daniel Lindberg linked in 1995, as did keyboardist Sven Karlsson. The accession of Karlsson allowed the band to boom its sound considerably, adding synthesized flutes, strings, and choir effects to the mix. Embraced recorded the Journey Into Melancholy manifestation in 1997; it light-emitting diode to a undertake with Swedish alloy label Regain. Embraced performed passim Sweden, Finland, and the alloy oasis of Germany, just finally realised that effectively presenting their highfaluting sound hot with solely i keyboardist was out of the question. Embraced didn't weigh multi-tracking an substitute, as the pureness of the group's live sound was super authoritative. Instead, they added minute keyboardist Julius Chmielewski to the lineup in 1997, with extra guitar player Devor Tepic connexion soon afterwards. At present seven rockers strong, Embraced entered the studio to record their debut full-length. Amorous Anathema was released through Regain in April of 1998. At this point Lindberg distinct to leave the band; he was replaced with Andres Albin. But Albin's tenure behind the kit was passing, gift way to Thomas Lejon after only four months. After this game of musical chairs was over, Embraced began to record its sophomore release, which arrived in November of 2000. Unfortunately, Inside was the band's tramp song, as disagreements o'er way -- not to quotation personal musical tastes -- tore Embraced aside. Inside was released posthumously in Japan; it featured a bonus cover reading of Alphaville's "Big In Japan," as well as "Record book of Keys," an Embraced original. Michael HÃ¥kansson went on to do with Evergrey and the Forsaken, while Kalle Johansson started the severe rock band Burning Engines. Lejon linked the Swedish prog-metalurgists Andromeda.

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Sniper

   
Artist: Sniper

   Genre(s): 
Rap: Hip-Hop
   

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Discography:


   
 Trait Pour Trait

   Year: 2006   
Tracks: 15


   
 Grave Dans La Roche

   Year: 2003   
Tracks: 16

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'My Winnipeg': Home In His Head, By Kurt Loder

Nobody makes films that even remotely resemble those of Guy Maddin. Over the past 20 years, the Canadian director has created a pictorial language of stuttery, distressed, halated imagery — the vintage atmosphere of silent movies — that summons waves of memory and obscure longing. In the new "My Winnipeg," his tenth feature, he brings this technique to bear on his snowy hometown, a provincial metropolis about which he has wildly mixed feelings, and which he can't seem to escape, at least in his head. As always, his head is an exotic place to visit.

In voiceover, Maddin tells us that he has returned to "snowy, sleepwalking Winnipeg" in order to exorcise its hold on him. "We sleep as we walk, walk as we dream," he says, reaching back into his childhood and his imagination to show us a profusion of local wonders: children tobogganing down a snow-blanketed garbage mound ("the only hill in board-flat Winnipeg"); the Ballet Club, site of séances back in the 1920s, where the founder danced out messages from beyond; a bridge originally built for Egypt, but which "wouldn't fit the river there"; a surreal field of dead horses, their heads rearing up through the snow as local folk stroll among them.

We learn about his family, especially his mother, a beautician. ("I've often wondered what effect growing up in a hair salon had on me," he says. "In that gynocracy.") As part of this exorcism, Maddin has rented his childhood home, restored it to its original glory ("the crummy sofa, the comfy chair"), and hired a group of actors to portray his family. Since his father is long dead, he arranges, in a dream-state sequence, to have the old man's body exhumed and reinterred under the living-room rug. But it's his mother with whom he's most obsessed — "a force from which I can't turn away for long." (Mom is played by 87-year-old Ann Savage, the unforgettable femme fatale, back in 1945, of the Poverty Row noir classic, "Detour.")

Throughout the film, Maddin cuts away to a train compartment where traveling men sway woozily to the lurching rhythms of their conveyance. It's a dark, mesmerizing image. But are the men on their way to Winnipeg, or are they making their escape? Is Maddin among them? Given his final silence on the subject, he may never be able to say.

Don't miss Kurt Loder's reviews of "WALL-E" and "Wanted," also new in theaters this week.

Check out everything we've got on "My Winnipeg."

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Weiland is out of Velvet Revolver

Velvet Revolver have parted company with singer Scott Weiland.
In a statement, guitarist Slash said: "This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn't 100% committed to either."
He continued: "Among other things, his increasingly erratic onstage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on."
Billboard reports that relations between the parties had become strained in recent weeks.
Velvet Revolver played two nights at Dublin's Ambassador Theatre last month.
Stone Temple Pilots, the band with which Weiland found fame, are due to announce a reunion tour in the US next week.

Paramore announce mammoth North American tour

Paramore have unveiled the details of a mammoth US tour.

'The Final RIOT!' tour is set to begin on July 28 in Reno, before finishing in Wallingford, Connecticut on August 30.

Prior to the tour, the band will play some rescheduled UK dates, which were originally cancelled due to personal problems within the band.

Bands set to support Paramore on their US jaunt include Jack's Mannequin, and Paper Route.

Paramore will play:

Dublin RDS Simmions Court - rescheduled (June 2)
Portsmouth Guildhall - rescheduled (4)
Nottingham Rock City - rescheduled (5)
Reno Grand Sierra Theatre (July 28)
Costa Mesa Pacific Amphitheatre (30)
San Diego Concerts On The Green (August 1)
Mesa Amphitheatre (2)
Little Rock Riverfest Amphitheatre (5)
New Orleans Sugarmill (6)
Memphis Mud Island Amphitheatre (7)
Chicago Congress Theatre (12)
Sterling Hts Freedom Hill (13)
Philadelphia Festival Pier @ Penn's Landing (15)
Asbury Park Convention Hall (16)
Providence Piers (17)
Montreal Metropolis (22)
Toronto Kool Haus (23)
Cleveland Time Warner Cable Ampitheatre (24)
Portsmouth NTelos Wireless Pavilion (29)
Wallingford Chevrolet Theatre (30)

Tickets for the US shows go onsale on May 30, with fan club members able to purchase them two days before.

To check the availability of Paramore UK tickets and get all the latest listings, go to NME.COM/GIGS now, or call 0871 230 1094.




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Trespasser scare at Brad Pitt's house

According to police reports a 25-year-old man was arrested yesterday at the Los Angeles home of Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and their four children.
Officer Karen Smith said a housekeeper called police around midday after she saw a silver car blocking the actor's driveway.
The housekeeper told officers that the man, who described himself as a freelance reporter, got out of the car and asked: "Which one is Brad Pitt's house?"
The man, identified as Eric Ray Mitchell, was arrested for investigation of trespassing.
Smith said Mitchell was taken into custody on a "private person's arrest" and it would be up to the housekeeper to decide whether to press charges.
Smith said neither Pitt nor Jolie, who is rumoured to be pregnant with the couple's second biological child, were at home at the time.

Olsen and Leto 'not back together'

Ashley Olsen has denied reports she's back in the arms of ex-boyfriend actor Jared Leto after the couple was spotted holding hands at a recent Los Angeles party.
Guests at the Art of Elysium event on 12 January watched as Olsen and the actor-turned-rocker kissed and cuddled, but her aides insist people are reading too much into the meeting.
Contactmusic quotes a representative for Olsen as saying: "They aren't back together. They're friends."

Evangeline Lilly - The Things They Say 8307

"I'm was a self-pacifier. I don't know if my childhood was so traumatic that I had to pacify myself with all of these things. What I would do all the time as a little girl - I would hve my thumb in my mouth and I would pull on my eye and I would play with my ears so it would be three forms of pacification all at once." Hollywood actress EVANGELINE LILLY admits she is haunted by her bizarre childhood behaviour.

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Linda Hogan's Toy-Boy Tango

Hulk Hogan’s estranged wife Linda let her bleached weave down at the grand opening of the Palms Place Hotel and Spa with the help of a dance partner who was young enough to be her son.

Linda – who is currently in the throws of divorcing her wrestler husband of 23 years - enthusiastically took to the dance floor with a 19-year-old known only as Charlie.
Her moves drew quite a crowd, although at times it was hard to tell if she was in the process of falling over or whether it was just one of the more experimental moves in her repertoire.


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Megan Fox - Fox Addicted To Shoe Shopping

MEGAN FOX is thrilled with her recent rise to fame - because she can finally afford to buy designer shoes.

The 22-year-old actress, whose big break came when she starred in 2007 film Transformers, insists she spends her wages wisely - but frequently makes exceptions for glamorous shoes.

She says, "I still don't really spend my money in silly ways. I don't go and buy cars and stuff like that. But the very first thing I got that was crazy expensive and that I couldn't believe I'd bought was a pair of Roberto Cavalli, four-inch spike heels.

"They were black and ornate with gold on the back and carving on the heel. They were GBP300. Up to that point I think the most I had ever pair for a pair of shoes was GBP15.

"That was a really big deal for me and I have to admit that since then I've gone crazy with the shoe thing. That's where I spend my money and it's really bad."

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High School Musical star rushed to hospital

Zac Efron was rushed to hospital yesterday suffering from appendicitis, his publicist has confirmed.
The 'High School Musical' star had emergency surgery at the Cedars Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, and is said to be doing well.
Efron became a teen heartthrob with his starring role as Troy Bolton in the hit Disney movie 'High School Musical' and its sequel. He also starred in the film 'Hairspray'.
He was hospitalised a day after Walt Disney Studios announced that he and his 'High School Musical' co-stars had signed on to appear in the theatrical film 'High School Musical 3: Senior Year'.

Joy Denalane

   
Artist: Joy Denalane

   Genre(s): 
Rap: Hip-Hop
   Rock
   R&B: Soul
   Jazz
   

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Discography:


   
 Born and Raised

   Year: 2007   
Tracks: 15


   
 Acoustic Quintett

   Year: 2004   
Tracks: 1


   
 Mamani

   Year: 2002   
Tracks: 18


   
 Mamani Live

   Year:    
Tracks: 12

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A person within earshot of music by Joy Denalane mightiness conceive he or she is hearing to neo-soul, whereas some other might throw heard an African folk vocal, and in time a third person could be hearing to a hip-hop soulfulness joint. Born and elevated in Berlin as the girl of a German female parent and a South African father, Joy Maureen Denalane has song dynasty lyrics in various languages, including English and German as well as the South African languages Xhosa and Shangan. Although her stylish vocals and sounds ar intelligibly influenced by artists ranging from Letta Mbulu to Lauryn Hill, her aspiration to do music, period, originates from hip-hop, especially that of distaff firebrands Salt-N-Pepa and Roxanne Shanté, which began oozy into Germany in the late '80s. During this geological period, at the eld of 16, Denalane touched out of her parent's home to involve herself in Germany's music panorama. She was sure she could non rap, and so without whatsoever lessons or musical background knowledge, she picked up the mike and trained herself to sing.The Afro-German songstress started her budding life history doing backup and supporting vocals for psyche and reggae bands such as Cultural Roots and Family Affair. Her big break occurred when she was called into the city of Stuttgart to set down vocals for accomplished electronica and hip-hop producers DJ Thomilla and Tiefschwarz on the international dance hit "Music" in 1999. The lead member of German rap grouping Freundeskreis, Max Herre, also happened to be looking at for a female vocaliser in social club to follow him on the song "MIT Dir" ("With You"), which became a Top Five hit on the German charts the same yr. Her relationship with Herre (whom she injury up marrying) enabled her to mark with the Sony subsidiary Four Music Records.Mostly in German, Mamani debuted Denalane's singing talents in May 2002. Produced by Herre, the album blended traditional R&B with jazz, Afrobeat, and South African folk music; furthermore, it notably contained car horn arrangements and live flügelhorn by the famed South African jazz player Hugh Masekela. Mamani, which debuted at number vIII on the German charts, helped cast definition to "German psyche" within the reality medicine domain. Afterward, she began receiving exposure in the U.S. from her guest vocals on the remix of the individual "Go!" by American rapper Common. The song grabbed the attention of prolific arrangers and neo-soul mainstays like James Poyser, Jeff Bradshaw, Larry Gold, and a host of others world Health Organization all contributed to Denalane's 2006 album Born & Raised. Recorded in Philadelphia, the LP was a good deal more accessible for English speakers as substantially as hip-hop heads, self-praise appearances from MCs Lupe Fiasco and Raekwon. It debuted at number iI on the German album chart and skint into Billboard's European Top 100 album chart.

Sunday People

   
Artist: Sunday People

   Genre(s): 
New Age
   

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Discography:


   
 Telepathically In Love

   Year: 2004   
Tracks: 13

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